Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert play “Truth or truth" on The Tonight Show.
my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license
I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.
sasha alexander being a cutie-patootie
on live with kelly & michael
Everything about this. This is everything
why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay
people who smile in selfies are not to be trusted, what are you smiling about? what is there to be happy about? you fucking communist